Stefan Hurenkamp, Sittard, The Netherlands

You probably checked out this page because you want to know all about the guy who’s sending you those heartfelt poems. He may not look much, but his kind and sympathatic character eventually makes up for those bald spots. He even accepted the fact that he’s a total transformers freak and musical fanatic, he is almost too good to be true. Well, you’re right girl! Not only is he probably copy-pasting you those poems from messages to former lovers, he might just have a few more girlfriends on the side. Also, our sensitive and troubled poet will be most likely already living with his longtime girlfriend. Yeah, you thought he was very honest because he told you all about that fugly scar and his awful family. It’s just a way to pull you in so you feel sorry for him and accept his poor excuses when he cancels on you (again, actually he basically never shows up). Don’t wory babe, behind your back he’s probably calling you fat or psychopatic anyway. He’s a real catch, well, that’s what he’s telling you. Just like he’s always bragging about how well he does in the sack. actually, it’s very boring. Eventually you will fake it so you can move on with your daily chores. If I were you, I’d be getting those actingclasses asap! Yes, you noticed he’s a really lousy kisser, so you know this is the truth. And all this time he’s telling you (from about the first time you meet) you should expect nothing less than fireworks.

So what should you expect from a lying, cheating bastard like him? You will never see his apartement (since he’s living there with an other woman already), His ‘sister’ is always borowing his cellphone preventing you to call him and she always has to be brought to work (He will make sure not to mention she has a car herself) and, on top of all, make back-up plans for valantine’s day since his car will break down just when he’s about to romance you. Instead he’s romancing the girl he’s been living with for over a year. Not only that, later on you will find out he sent your coworkers or costudents some nice valentines poems (yeah, the cheap bastard sends everyone the same poem). He’ll ask you all the time if you could live with the fact he’s some damaged car, but I think he could better ask if you could live with a total carwreck that looks alright for the price asked, but is rusted inside out and will probably have some skeletons in the trunk. You’ll pay much more than you bargained for.