Lindsey Willits, Middletown/Linglestown/New Cumberland, PA, USA

OK, I want to make this perfectly clear, I have never been with Lindsey Willits nor will I ever be with Lindsey Willits this is a warning to any fat fetish seeking freak man that ends up being with her. To start about her gross overweight smelly tatooed up ass, I met her at a party full of ugly chicks in Middletown, Pa my buddy dragged me to piss as drunk off of 151 last summer. I can put it this way all the chicks were ugly even through my high octane rum glasses but what stuck out about Lindsey Willits was she was the grossest chick and she was there with some 50 year old trucker creepbag. Needless to say didnt want to run into her again a couple of months went by and I was out at the bar with my girlfriend at the time and I ran into her, she struck up a conversation with my girlfriend and somehow my girlfriend invited her back to our place, thinking she was a lesbian. I threw a fit because I didnt want this tank in our house and I didnt want the 6 hillbilly dudes in our house either, long story short got in a huge fight got kicked out the house and that fat bitch sat up all night with my ex telling her about all the chicks I fucked supposedly and all this other crazy shit that was untrue and she wouldnt know anyways because I had never hung out with her. Needless to say things were on the rocks with me and my girl anyhows but what pissed me off was fat Lindsey became my ex’s best friend for a week. A couple weeks goes by and I am out at the bar with some friends and guess who comes up to me trying to get me to dance with her fat ass lindsey, needless to say I had alot to drink and one thing led to the other and my friends and her ended up at my place, we partied all night and this fat crazy bithc was on my dick the whole night. Finally in the morning I went to my bed to pass out about a minute later knock on the door and frank the tank came in asking to sleep in my bed before I could say yes she climbed in and started playing with my dick, I am a man so I got hard and said fuck it fat chicks need love to, I pulled her pants off and went to stick my dick in her and that is when I smelt the most horrible pussy smell I have ever smelt, needless to say I told her I had whiskey dick, I put my pants on and passed out on my own couch. Since that almost sex incident this crazy bitch has stalked me, showed up at my house unexpected, told girls around town that she was with me, claimed she was having my baby, so on so forth. At one point she would show up at bars I was at and go up to any girl I was with and tell them that she was my woman, all I have to say is crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, I had to move out of town because of it. I am now in a happy relationship with a girl a love and every chance fat Lindsey has she tries to ruin it for me. So all I have to say is fellows be careful of whos pants you take off even if you dont smash, and stay away from this crazy bitch