I dated Kira Clarke in 2006, and it was simply the worst experience of my life. Except for the gang bangs, those were awesome.
It was what happened afterwards that I need to warn you about. After a raunchy night of promiscuous group sex, she would cry in the bathroom, punch herself and defecate in the closet.
Seriously, WTF is that about? If you see this girl, run as fast as you can. I think she gave my german shepard herpies. On my birthday.
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