Alphee Joseph Byran Demers, Parsippany, NJ. USA
Joe Demers is completely insane. He has bipolar disorder but dosnt take any of his meds and he never will. In fact he dosnt like taking any medicine, even for a headache or a cold, so if you date him be prepared to hear him wine about pain and then refuse to do anything about it. He turns on a dime and when hes mad hes very very mad. He is short, and he is not ok with it. He has impossible demands, like you have to weigh 120 pounds but you need to have large breasts, you have to be funny and immature but you have to be smart and he will test you and if you say something he thinks is stupid he will tell you he thinks you are stupid, he likes a girl who plans to live in the kitchen for the rest of her life, but hed also like to pretend he wants you to be passionate about your career, even though he expects you to do nothing once and if you were to ever get married. He is incredibly self centered, he only cares about himself, truly, and if you dont mold yourself to his schedule or you complain about how busy he is, he will tell you you should just break up because he is not going to change. He believes he is entitled to things he has never earned and has a lot of ambition but never finishes anything. He drives like an asshole every time he gets into the car, and will love his car more than he loves you. He also thinks he can see ghosts, smokes pot daily and spends at least $300 a month on this habit, is extremely rude to waiters and waitresses, is constantly paranoid, has been in the mental ward for periods of time on a few separate occasions, has a hatred of homosexuals and will at some point expect you to finger his asshole. if you tell him no like i did, expect him to not be around much longer.